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[churchbelle]

Who: Hazel and u
What: small priest is heckled by trees and literature
When: May 21~23 or so, flexible
Where: Far Shore places
Warnings: hazel and jae-ha have an active sex life
Summary: heckle

I. spooky trees
[It is what it sounds like: somewhere on the Far Shore, anywhere on the Far Shore, where Hazel is and where you, the witness, also happen to be, Hazel is making his way downtown around minding his own business like a man being followed. Or: he keeps looking over his shoulder, or stopping abruptly to look suddenly off to one side, or do all manner of things that look very much like he's trying to catch someone sneaking up on him.

But there isn't anyone there, because of course there isn't. Eventually, exasperated, he just comes to a natural stop and announces to the air:] Even the dang trees're nosy.

[have you ever been stalked by a spooky forest]


II. what kind of dewey decimal is this
[There's a library and new gods are being invited to come. That's enough for Hazel to finally nose around in there, after staying very much away from anything involving being within spitting distance of the old gods before now. He's a sight to behold when any individual old god passes by and expects a greeting, all manners and flattery and unpleasant looks the moment their backs are turned. He'd give them a rude gesture for the road, but that's far too improper for him.

But when he's not making childish faces at other gods' backs, he's trying to find... anything at all worthwhile in this place. There's nothing in order. It's a wreck. He can't find a single thing, and for all his practicing there are still plenty of kanji he's never seen before, so the older books in particular are brutal...

He pauses, picks a book up off a shelf, and frowns at it.] I can't even remember lookin' for this, it was so long ago.

[He has been here for Hours.]


III. wildcard
[hello what would you like to do? please ask and I can deliver]

Comments

[razzledazzles]

I'll make it count.

[Ah, look at him like this. Hazel looks so happy that it warms Jae-Ha's heart even further, and he buries the way it beats faster by squeezing him in this hug. After a nice few seconds of just relaxing like this, he'll move the towel to scrub him dry, throwing in a couple tickling squeezes at his sides as he goes.

Some kisses to the shoulders, as well.]

[churchbelle]

[His traitorous hands!! Hazel can endure only so many squeezes before he twists around and flicks the towel up into Jae-Ha's face. Take that!]

Alright, you've had your turn. Hold still. [Just leaves the towel on his face like this, that's fine, Jae-Ha can be dried this way...]

[razzledazzles]

[He laughs, reaching his hands up after a few seconds to pull the towel away from his face a little. His hair is all over now, and so he has to fix that too... That's the most he can hold still!]

You really are beautiful, you know.

[churchbelle]

[Punk, hold still!! Hazel hums as he wraps the towel and his arms around Jae-Ha to hug him dry.]

I do know, matter of fact. The reminder's appreciated, as always, especially from a good-lookin' man like yourself. Are ya all set for bed after this?

[razzledazzles]

Hmm, yes.

[ he still wiggles a little in this towel hug, leaning down to kiss at Hazel's cheek with a chuckle. ] But there's no saying when I'll actually fall asleep. [ he'll be too ribbon excited, he'll extra want to cuddle... ]

[churchbelle]

[That's fine, Hazel wasn't expecting to actually sleep the second they get to bed. He knows Jae-Ha is an excitable baby.]

The mystery's excitin'. [it's not really mystery, but] C'mon, I'm takin' ya back like this.

[Dragging him by the towel, yes... His leggies can air dry, let's go.]

[razzledazzles]

[His leggies will air dry. Jae-Ha laughs, following along as well as he can, and maybe playfully stumbling a couple of times to land another kiss on Hazel as they walk. He's so affectionate, he can't stop. Not with the pleasant mood he's in right now.]

Let's enjoy baths like that a little more often. [Even being dragged along by the towel, he's trying to grab for Hazel and touch at him while he still properly can. He is a true menace.]

On top of being relaxed, we smell so nice. [He laughs.]

[churchbelle]

[Shuffling back to the bedroom like this is precious. Hazel hums, trying to stay just a step or two out of reach. He's definitely encouraging Jae-Ha like this...]

That's on account of a whole bottle of that fancy rose-smellin' stuff was dumped into that bath. [wastrel,] You're gonna bubble bath us outta house and home.

[razzledazzles]

It wasn't that much at all! Just a small amount is enough to get that kind of smell and those nice bubbles. Weren't you impressed? You're speaking like you're not overflowing with money.

[Please... rich boy. He laughs at it still, like he's been laughing this whole time, and continues to chase after Hazel with little pinches and touches this whole way. Come here, come here, let him just trace his fingers in little stars and try to hug him as they walk.]

[churchbelle]

[it was clearly a whole bottle,]

Well, hush, it's not like we're guaranteed to be rollin' in it forever.

[Hazel's loving followers might not tune in to the next season of Married With Children?? It's very possible. He will slow down enough for little stars but not for hugging, they have to actually get to bed at some point tonight. Jae-Ha gets hugs soon, soon...]

[razzledazzles]

Your followers grow each day. Their support of you wouldn't change so suddenly.

[You pro god, you... While still not being a god at all. Of course. This little chase continues all the way to the bed, and Jae-Ha will finally try to close in for his hug. He wants one good squeeze in before ribbon time, and he's still chuckling as he presses a kiss to his neck.]

It feels so nice, being with you. [His sap is endless,]

[churchbelle]

[What if, though...!! But Hazel is in too good a mood to actually wonder about that, so Jae-Ha will finally succeed in pulling him into a hug when they get to the room. Just the two of them and this damp towel they dragged all the way back here, true love...]

You're a sweetheart. [He wiggles in this hug to turn around and lean up to kiss at Jae-Ha's face, come here, come here.] I'm the luckiest man there ever was.

[razzledazzles]

That can't be true.

[It's a good thing Hazel didn't say alive so that Jae-Ha couldn't make any jokes without them being too dark. He takes Hazel's face in his hands, catching his mouth in a long, warm kiss. His eyes open slowly to look down at him, but he doesn't pull back.]

That's certainly my role.

[churchbelle]

[Don't make it weird, Jae-Ha. This is a good, cute kiss, and it has Hazel up on his toes a little too by the time it's over. Ah. He leans against Jae-Ha a little for balance, hugging around his waist.]

Too late, I nabbed it first. Finders keepers.

[razzledazzles]

You...

[Ugh, how does he DEAL with this!! He laughs, or giggles, really, and pulls Hazel closer even on his toes. Keep hugging him for balance like that, it's great. The towel is squished between them, but it'll probably drop to the floor the second they move. He doesn't mind.]

Hmm, do we need pajamas? I think we're plenty warm just like this.

[churchbelle]

I've never heard ya actually want pajamas, so let's just go to bed. I'll fetch that ribbon real quick, so think about how ya want it.

[Once they move... soon, once they actually move.]

[razzledazzles]

[How he wants it... Now he's thinking about ribbon too much, and they haven't even moved. Laughing, he ducks to kiss at Hazel some more.]

Go on, already, and hurry back.

[churchbelle]

Alright, sit tight. [One more kiss before he pulls away to go fetch a pretty ribbon, which won't take very long at all, so he's back to tug at Jae-Ha's hand sooner rather than later. Let's go, let's go.]

So, what's your pleasure? [he Must say it like this]

[razzledazzles]

When you put it like that, it sounds so filthy. [As if he's not filthy... He's blushing a little, look at him, he loves this.] Behind me, like this?

[He crosses his wrists simply behind his back, leaning in to steal a cheek kiss as he does.]

[churchbelle]

[Jae-Ha... please, don't be a hypocrite.]

I'm a man of God, remember? Pious. [This, as he shuffles around to tie Jae-Ha's hands behind his back. Loosely, and with the ends of the ribbons in reach for him to pull it off, since Hazel assumes it could get uncomfortable in the middle of the night... He's a good Christian boy who is very considerate.]

[razzledazzles]

Well, you've definitely had me speaking to God, so that must be true. [JAE-HA that is inappropriate...

But he's cheerily rolling on the bed onto his side, facing Hazel expectantly. Join him.]

That's perfect. Now, hold me real tight. ♥

[churchbelle]

[jesus fucking christ Jae-Ha is so lucky he rolls into bed himself before Hazel shoves him over like the punk he is.]

Now don't get sacrilegious on me, I still think we might be chastised for that kinda thing... [Jeez. Anyway, he'll climb into bed after Jae-Ha and scoot close to him automatically, wiggling arms around him to pull him in more.]

[razzledazzles]

Sorry!

[Is he though... Well, that aside, he's very happy with the cuddling now, wiggling into Hazel's grip and tangling their legs together at once while he smiles.]

There we are. It's a wonderful ending to a perfect day, don't you think?

[churchbelle]

[He's not... Hazel can tell... He's still getting a kiss on the forehead for his efforts, and for how cute and happy he is. Sap.]

I surely do think so. You're gonna need more birthdays, just because.

[razzledazzles]

It's not that I disagree with you, but am I not old enough? Let's celebrate your birthday far in advance. Or, perhaps, an early anniversary a few times.

[That's not how time works, Jae-Ha!!]