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Who: Hazel and u
What: small priest is heckled by trees and literature
When: May 21~23 or so, flexible
Where: Far Shore places
Warnings: hazel and jae-ha have an active sex life
Summary: heckle

I. spooky trees
[It is what it sounds like: somewhere on the Far Shore, anywhere on the Far Shore, where Hazel is and where you, the witness, also happen to be, Hazel is making his way ~~downtown~~ around minding his own business like a man being followed. Or: he keeps looking over his shoulder, or stopping abruptly to look suddenly off to one side, or do all manner of things that look very much like he's trying to catch someone sneaking up on him.

But there isn't anyone there, because of course there isn't. Eventually, exasperated, he just comes to a natural stop and announces to the air:] Even the dang trees're nosy.

[have you ever been stalked by a spooky forest]

II. what kind of dewey decimal is this
[There's a library and new gods are being invited to come. That's enough for Hazel to finally nose around in there, after staying very much away from anything involving being within spitting distance of the old gods before now. He's a sight to behold when any individual old god passes by and expects a greeting, all manners and flattery and unpleasant looks the moment their backs are turned. He'd give them a rude gesture for the road, but that's far too improper for him.

But when he's not making childish faces at other gods' backs, he's trying to find... anything at all worthwhile in this place. There's nothing in order. It's a wreck. He can't find a single thing, and for all his practicing there are still plenty of kanji he's never seen before, so the older books in particular are brutal...

He pauses, picks a book up off a shelf, and frowns at it.] I can't even remember lookin' for this, it was so long ago.

[He has been here for Hours.]

III. wildcard
[hello what would you like to do? please ask and I can deliver]

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[it was clearly a whole bottle,]

Well, hush, it's not like we're guaranteed to be rollin' in it forever.

[Hazel's loving followers might not tune in to the next season of Married With Children?? It's very possible. He will slow down enough for little stars but not for hugging, they have to actually get to bed at some point tonight. Jae-Ha gets hugs soon, soon...]

Your followers grow each day. Their support of you wouldn't change so suddenly.

[You pro god, you... While still not being a god at all. Of course. This little chase continues all the way to the bed, and Jae-Ha will finally try to close in for his hug. He wants one good squeeze in before ribbon time, and he's still chuckling as he presses a kiss to his neck.]

It feels so nice, being with you. [His sap is endless,]

[What if, though...!! But Hazel is in too good a mood to actually wonder about that, so Jae-Ha will finally succeed in pulling him into a hug when they get to the room. Just the two of them and this damp towel they dragged all the way back here, true love...]

You're a sweetheart. [He wiggles in this hug to turn around and lean up to kiss at Jae-Ha's face, come here, come here.] I'm the luckiest man there ever was.

That can't be true.

[It's a good thing Hazel didn't say alive so that Jae-Ha couldn't make any jokes without them being too dark. He takes Hazel's face in his hands, catching his mouth in a long, warm kiss. His eyes open slowly to look down at him, but he doesn't pull back.]

That's certainly my role.

[Don't make it weird, Jae-Ha. This is a good, cute kiss, and it has Hazel up on his toes a little too by the time it's over. Ah. He leans against Jae-Ha a little for balance, hugging around his waist.]

Too late, I nabbed it first. Finders keepers.

You...

[Ugh, how does he DEAL with this!! He laughs, or giggles, really, and pulls Hazel closer even on his toes. Keep hugging him for balance like that, it's great. The towel is squished between them, but it'll probably drop to the floor the second they move. He doesn't mind.]

Hmm, do we need pajamas? I think we're plenty warm just like this.

I've never heard ya actually want pajamas, so let's just go to bed. I'll fetch that ribbon real quick, so think about how ya want it.

[Once they move... soon, once they actually move.]

[How he wants it... Now he's thinking about ribbon too much, and they haven't even moved. Laughing, he ducks to kiss at Hazel some more.]

Go on, already, and hurry back.

Alright, sit tight. [One more kiss before he pulls away to go fetch a pretty ribbon, which won't take very long at all, so he's back to tug at Jae-Ha's hand sooner rather than later. Let's go, let's go.]

So, what's your pleasure? [he Must say it like this]

When you put it like that, it sounds so filthy. [As if he's not filthy... He's blushing a little, look at him, he loves this.] Behind me, like this?

[He crosses his wrists simply behind his back, leaning in to steal a cheek kiss as he does.]

[Jae-Ha... please, don't be a hypocrite.]

I'm a man of God, remember? Pious. [This, as he shuffles around to tie Jae-Ha's hands behind his back. Loosely, and with the ends of the ribbons in reach for him to pull it off, since Hazel assumes it could get uncomfortable in the middle of the night... He's a good Christian boy who is very considerate.]

Well, you've definitely had me speaking to God, so that must be true. [JAE-HA that is inappropriate...

But he's cheerily rolling on the bed onto his side, facing Hazel expectantly. Join him.]

That's perfect. Now, hold me real tight. ♥

[jesus fucking christ Jae-Ha is so lucky he rolls into bed himself before Hazel shoves him over like the punk he is.]

Now don't get sacrilegious on me, I still think we might be chastised for that kinda thing... [Jeez. Anyway, he'll climb into bed after Jae-Ha and scoot close to him automatically, wiggling arms around him to pull him in more.]

Sorry!

[Is he though... Well, that aside, he's very happy with the cuddling now, wiggling into Hazel's grip and tangling their legs together at once while he smiles.]

There we are. It's a wonderful ending to a perfect day, don't you think?

[He's not... Hazel can tell... He's still getting a kiss on the forehead for his efforts, and for how cute and happy he is. Sap.]

I surely do think so. You're gonna need more birthdays, just because.

It's not that I disagree with you, but am I not old enough? Let's celebrate your birthday far in advance. Or, perhaps, an early anniversary a few times.

[That's not how time works, Jae-Ha!!]

[To be fair, none of this is how time works. They made up a birthday and it's been 8 years/2 months.]

A pretend birthday's not gonna age ya ten years, Jae-Ha. It's made up. [Sensitive...]

I'm clinging to my youth.

[Leave him alone... He can't pinch at Hazel with his hands behind his back, so he kisses at him instead.] I'll view each pretend birthday as an aging of our love.

That's what the anniversary's for. [Literally!!] Could it be that you're already gettin' senile? Poor Jae-Ha, I'll be here to take care of ya.

[he's a jerk.....]

[Crap, that's right. Jae-Ha can't argue this logic, so he's left silent by the time Hazel is rudely harassing him.]

It's my pretend birthday, so could you please treat me kinder? [Now he wants it to be his birthday again... But he's just joking, a small smile slipping back into place as he relaxes against Hazel. Hmm, this is very nice indeed.]

[Heh... a heckled Jae-Ha is a good Jae-Ha, thanks for playing. Hazel chuckles, ducking his head to kiss at him.]

That's for bein' a good sport. [Which he wasn't, but Hazel is generous.] Happy pretend birthday, one more time.

[Hmph... Well, a kiss can cheer him up easily, and soon enough he's staring fondly at Hazel and snuggling closer. Hmm, yes, his arms are tied so loosely behind him that it's thrilling but not uncomfortable. He's so strange.]

Thank you, dear. [He's so warm from all of this, affectionately sliding his regular leg a little against Hazel's as he leans into him. This is cuddling.]

Today has been wonderful, so let me say one more time that I love you.

[For once, he's not being smothered by a big lizard. It's a pretend birthday miracle. Now it's Hazel's turn to squeeze Jae-Ha close and take over smothering duty. Good.]

I love you, too. Age and all. [old man]

[It's so silly that his heart still does flips at little things like this. Being held close, being told those words, seeing his face... He exhales, relaxed, and presses a chaste little kiss to wherever he can reach.]

Now, my last birthday wish is that you'll get at least a little sleep. Try your best, alright?

[That's sweet... Hazel gives him another little kiss of his own, snuggling in one last time for sleep.]

I'll be out like a light before ya know it. [Maybe. They did bang pretty hard.] Try not to stay up all night watchin' me, darlin'.

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