I dunno, I can probably die of overdosing on cuddles and preening as well. The real question is if you really want to take that risk.

[There's a certain level of faux seriousness to the statement, though Davesprite's pose makes it kind of hard to look serious at all. Even as Hajime plays with that one fallen feather, Davesprite reaches up to thread out another loose one from his neck ruff and flick it away.]

Because his nonexistent sense of fun and mine probably wouldn't line up anyway. He can barely take a fucking joke. If his friends are here, let him hang out with them and enjoy himself how he wants, and I'll do the same all the way over here.