[She takes on a slight scolding tone for this.]

There are boys here playing with the hair and makeup stuff too. But you still don't have to if you don't want to. That said, I offered to make snacks because I thought it was something you'd prefer instead of hair and makeup, which I still understand not liking, because I don't spend half as much time on hair in the morning as Forrest does-

[She gestures to their host.]

And he has twice as much hair as I do. Plus I don't do makeup except on special occasions.