"Mildly annoying," he replies just a little too quickly. "Too bad intelligence isn't based on reflexes." And with that, he'll also take a moment to very pointedly pick up one of those fruits again and pop it into his mouth. See?? Very intentional. He's not salty at all.

Pineapple still isn't really his favourite, though...

"... Mm, anyway—" he almost forgot why he bothered this kid in the first place— "you still tested the platter first, so I got what I wanted, kekekeke. I suppose you wouldn't know that last time the Heavens handed out free food like this, it ended up being poisoned."