Living in a clock sounds like a pain, all right. [That's just as wild as the rest of the list. Clogged toilets, papercuts.... Suddenly, he grins.]
... But hey, I guess somebody needs to be listening when you get a papercut and yell, "Damn it," right?
[Suicides: that's creepier. That's actually not very funny at all, so he'll awkwardly skip past that particular subject and focus on trying to remember exactly what Konohanasakuyahime does. Flowers or something, right? The evanescence of youth and beauty?
He takes another bite of his skewered beef as he thinks.]
... I think she's the goddess of Mount Fuji, or something like that. You know, flowers, volcanoes, that kind of thing? I must not've paid a lot of attention to religion in life.
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... But hey, I guess somebody needs to be listening when you get a papercut and yell, "Damn it," right?
[Suicides: that's creepier. That's actually not very funny at all, so he'll awkwardly skip past that particular subject and focus on trying to remember exactly what Konohanasakuyahime does. Flowers or something, right? The evanescence of youth and beauty?
He takes another bite of his skewered beef as he thinks.]
... I think she's the goddess of Mount Fuji, or something like that. You know, flowers, volcanoes, that kind of thing? I must not've paid a lot of attention to religion in life.
Not clogged toilets, though. So that's good.