I mean, the hard way has its merits, but it's an exercise in fuck pointless if--okay is that a goddamn raccoon on your shoulder, are you shitting me right now.

[He changes tack seamlessly, to the point it would almost seem like one long sentence if not for the shortest pause possible to indicate the separation. He also remains deadpan the entire time, so it's kind of hard to tell whether he's actually at all offended by the presence of the raccoon or whether it's just a talking point.]