Aliens is exactly as valid of a theory as anything else I just said. [It's hard to tell how serious Davesprite is about that statement, but he certainly sounds it. The other theory gets a dry little laugh out of him.]

Yeah, whoever it was didn't know how to use the fucking shift key, so I don't think I'd even be surprised if it was a bear. Kind of a waste breaking the curse of going after my ass if they didn't try to follow up with some kind of superior ass, but I'm guessing you and yours didn't have any close encounters of the bear kind today to tell me if that might've happened.