[ Maybe Tsuzuki's not not-human after all. Maybe somebody in his previous life just took pity on him for being dangerously clumsy and cast a spell so he'd never get hurt too badly for too long.

Or maybe he's some kind of robot? ...Eh, conversations for another time. ]

Are you kidding? I've been here long enough that I know better than to pick up anything that everyone else is playin' with. [ Preventative Hipsterdom: learn it live it love it. ] No, it was some bird guy at the fire just now. He warned me about the bears.