Hey, she survived to tell the tale and she's not in a cast or anything, so it's fine to laugh.

"No, I'm pretty sure she's about six times more intimidating," he chuckles, pouring himself his own drink (of cola, with a bunch of lime wedges -- it's still early, after all). "At least six times. That fuzzy center is buried pretty damn deep!" Nope, this drink definitely needs more limes. Why is cola with lime so good? "I'm surprised she didn't try to shoot you!"