[That...is actually a fair enough point, though Davesprite feels his ability to give many fucks about his new situation when he got here was dampened by the nature of being a neon orange bird person. And also by his apparent general inability to give much of a fuck about anything anymore unless it's somehow outstanding.]

Yeah, okay, I'll pay that, but seriously, if someone has a bug so far up their ass that they get offended about you asking what they are, they're probably not worth the trouble of dancing around every maybe-offensive thing ever. Even if we're laying out the people who offend easily, that's some really fucking easy offending if they get precious about that.