Your greenhorn is showing, dude, it's really not that uncommon for people to pull that shit here. More common than I would've expected out of Japanese heaven, if we're being real.

[Most people here seem to be more modest about that sort of thing, it's just very specifically the people who have ended up in the Heavens that are the issue there.]

I mean, if I really don't want them touching me, they're not touching me bodyguard or not, so it's all good here anyway.