Hey, it's not like being a god came with a manual or anything! (Sure, okay, there was that introductory lecture that he really should have paid better attention to, but he was a little busy with the you're a god now part. Oh and also the all your friends are dead part. That part was a little distracting.)

"Fine, geez." He cleared his throat. "Toua Genjo Sanzo, thirty-first of China, come forth!" There. Would that do it?