"Ichiro?" Gojyo repeats, watching for Asshole's reaction. He nods his head... "yes?" ...and shakes it. "No?" But Asshole just stares at him.

This isn't going well.

"No, he's an idiot, you're right," he agrees at last, slumping back in his chair. Asshole will just have to remain a guilt-laced thorn in his side for the time being... or at least until he sobers up. "Two idiots on a date, you'd have thought it woulda gone better!"