Two idiots on a what? Hakkai's eyebrows shoot towards his hairline as he leans back against the counter. Gojyo and Shizuo? Of all people-- for one thing, besides being an idiot, Shizuo hasn't struck him as being particularly into men.

"You need some idiocy on a date," he agrees, deadpan, "but it is possible to have too much. How did that happen? I thought he was busy pining after Sharak."