[ They might be found elsewhere, chainsaw is kind of hard to miss, and at the same, rather an unusual choice of weapon ]

Tell me about it! [ No, really. Stories of bad luck maybe won't ward it off but can be entertaining after enough time has passed. Rank E luck is a club with a good company, feel free to join in ]

And hey, there are ladies who would be offended by being treated as delicate flowers. You're not a lost cause, don't worry.