Must you call him that? Honestly, it's disgusting the way you throw yourself at that demon filth.

[ Watch it, William, or you'll start to sound jealous. He even has to catch himself as he looks up with quite the perturbed look on his face. But quickly distracting himself with another adjustment of his frames, he returns to his phone. ]

Not that I've come across, yet.

[ Perhaps he really was out longer than he originally presumed. He's scrolled back pretty far already. ]