[Davesprite just shrugs broadly at that.] Dude, we have people here from fuck-off in the past, and you don't just appear knowing how to read. Not everyone's gonna know how. There's even a school here for people to learn that sort of shit.

[One which Davesprite hasn't been availing himself of to learn more complex Japanese, but he's ignoring that for the purposes of this conversation.]

So yeah, I'm not seeing the problem here. If you want to learn, though, look out for Hakkai. He's got brown hair, about yay big, [Davesprite indicates a height of around five foot ten, then makes a circle around one of his eyes with his talons.] wears an eyeglass monocle thing and a green headband.