She is headless. [Just putting that one out there without any real concern for the subject, since he's quite used to seeing it by now and he doesn't think she makes any particular secret of it.] She wears a motorcycle helmet to cover it up, since that covers a person's entire head anyway. But like he said, she can't talk, and I don't think she can eat either.

[He's honestly curious enough as to how she can see and hear, but at this point he just assumes it's some kind of magical oddity.]