So you don't really like either of them, but your hormones made one of the decisions for you and necessity made the other. Seems legit.

[He's just going to continue glitterbombing while he pokes fun at the fact that Chikusa's crush on Ken is still wildly and embarrassingly obvious.]

Seriously, either get some romantic advice from people other than me or make a move, dude, it's getting painful to watch.

[Then again, that kind of depends how many people he's willing to admit the matter to, and whether any of them actually know what they're talking about.]