Herein lies the dilemma: to confront a thief in his home or expound upon his newfound love for giant atomic lizards? It really only takes him a split second to come to a conclusion. A fight, after all, can occur at any time, but a discussion can generally only happen when both parties are conscious. Therefore lizards first, then fights if necessary.

"Why thank you! I thought I would try to get to know the culture of Japan better, seeing as I really know little of it, and that's when I discovered Godzilla! And, truly, all movies about giant monsters, but there are so many to watch that I decided I'd pick one to focus on and watch all that I could! And then I bought a T-shirt!"