I might be a bit offended. I'm much better to snuggle with than a cat pillow. [Even if he did like the pillow.] I honestly don't know. I just know what I read when we got them. I wanted to make sure I was giving them the things they needed. [Like a good proper cat dad.]

Finnnne. I guess I can wait a little bit longer. [Then he's peering at her.] Can I at least get a little hint? Do you want to learn to play the piano, too? Teach me how to bake a cake? Throw a party? Go home and crush me at UMS?

Of course it is. I'm doing it. I'll make sure it's awesome.