Cookies for Heaven

[letteropener]

Who: Princess Celestia
When: October 14-21st
Where: All around the Far Shore
What: Princess Celestia brings cookies and, perhaps more importantly, wellness checks to the temples of the Far Shore.


Two things circled each other in Celestia's mind, forming a taijutu symbol in the way each completed the other: A lot of people in the Far Shore really needed some personal attention, friendship, and care; and she had, thanks to practice and effort, gotten quite good at baking cookies.

So each morning, Celestia cheerfully moved dough into her oven on sheet after sheet, the entire kitchen in Inti's temple animated in golden light like Merlin himself had set it all to baking-- and each afternoon, Celestia took wing above the Far Shore, traveling from temple to temple to seek out the inhabitants therein.

So at some point, an alicorn will come knocking at your door, with a bright smile on her face and a basket of cookies floating by her side.

Comments

[letteropener]

Your language does not use 'people' to include ponykind. Does that mean I should take offense any time it is used with the intent to include me?

[She isn't rising to the bait, continuing to debate in a calm and reasonable manner. Internet comment boards would destroy her.]

[kuroi_taiyo]

You're making the mistake in thinking it's my language. I'm just stuck speaking it the way you are.

[ He has so much bait to toss and lead around. If only because this seemed to be an easy bit of fruit to play with. ]

But yeah, see what happens if you do. At the same time, anyone and anybody isn't as decisive and dominating as anypony.

[letteropener]

That seems to be a rather narrow interpretation, particularly as I have yet to hear such complaints in all the time I have been here. And I have no doubt that those complaints would be voiced. [Some of the people she's met here have no tact or subtlety whatsoever. Which is just fine.]