[Well, somepony has to look out for you all. Celestia, on hearing of the new training and information session, puts her wellness checks on the Far Shore on hold for the moment -- or really, just moves their venue. Among the gods strolls the pony, a basket stuffed to overflowing with cookies trailing behind her thanks to her magic. She has a smile on her face, a serenity in her soul, and a cheerful grace.]
How are you doing? Would you like a cookie?
Physical Training
...Oh dear.
[Shaking her head solemnly, Celestia lifts herself up slight in midair from her hover above the central pillar, drifting back to land near the entrance to the dojo. Feeling it would be pointless, she didn't even bother to bring back a ribbon.]
I would love to train, but there just never seems to be an option I can pursue...
Rest and Refreshments
[Witness Princess Celestia, staring at the chocolate-dipped bananas with absolutely undisguised avarice.]
[She takes a quick look around that is actually much less thorough than she thinks if she really wants to make sure nopony sees her -- then, when the vendor is distracted, quickly swaps a banana with several coins, the better not to strain the Far Shore's aura of unnoticeability by overtly shopping as a pony. Then, licking her lips, she takes a couple of steps away...]
[And devours the banana so quickly it actually leaves flecks of chocolate on her muzzle. Oh, that was sooo tasty!]
no subject
[Well, somepony has to look out for you all. Celestia, on hearing of the new training and information session, puts her wellness checks on the Far Shore on hold for the moment -- or really, just moves their venue. Among the gods strolls the pony, a basket stuffed to overflowing with cookies trailing behind her thanks to her magic. She has a smile on her face, a serenity in her soul, and a cheerful grace.]
How are you doing? Would you like a cookie?
Physical Training
...Oh dear.
[Shaking her head solemnly, Celestia lifts herself up slight in midair from her hover above the central pillar, drifting back to land near the entrance to the dojo. Feeling it would be pointless, she didn't even bother to bring back a ribbon.]
I would love to train, but there just never seems to be an option I can pursue...
Rest and Refreshments
[Witness Princess Celestia, staring at the chocolate-dipped bananas with absolutely undisguised avarice.]
[She takes a quick look around that is actually much less thorough than she thinks if she really wants to make sure nopony sees her -- then, when the vendor is distracted, quickly swaps a banana with several coins, the better not to strain the Far Shore's aura of unnoticeability by overtly shopping as a pony. Then, licking her lips, she takes a couple of steps away...]
[And devours the banana so quickly it actually leaves flecks of chocolate on her muzzle. Oh, that was sooo tasty!]