[Davesprite opens his hands dramatically as if there's some whole new world to be found here. Except it's all ridiculous and definitely nonsense.]

So basically what happens is you get a cool dog, like a wolf or some shit, you make it some fucking radical edge colour like classic black or radioactive green, and then you make it full of spikes and piercings and possibly dripping heretofore unknown bodily fluids out of its mouth or various weird mysterious injuries. Also maybe have its insides on the outside in a cool and definitely not impractical and nonsensical as fuck manner. And name it after either a sickness or cause of death to complete that next-level edginess.

[Davesprite has made some unfortunate discoveries in his time on the internet, plumbing the depths for memes and ironically shitty art.]