I don't think I've ever spent that much time brushing my hair.

[Maybe that is why his hair has chosen to do the Things that it is currently doing; Ryoma just sort of lets it do what it wants to do, and in return, he will be spared when the eventual apocalypse comes for all of mankind. Er, spiritkind?]

I don't, actually. I suppose I'm still waiting for... whatever it is that's going to happen and be completely obvious that it's happening. Has your god shown up yet?