I think I'd need to pay Pookie to get her to agree to that. And Bon isn't particularly well trained.

[Well-intentioned, yes. Hakkai suspects he'd be more likely just to try to lick Hakkai back into consciousness, and while that might work, he'll pass on the experience regardless.]

Do tell me what he says?

[Even if it's 'not a chance,' Hakkai plans to be back on his feet and into his usual routine soon. He doesn't have the patience for extended recoveries, and he hadn't been wounded as such. A little rest and he'll be back to normal.

Or close enough.]