First Pawn

[peoples_keeper]

Who: Izaya & Beat
What: Answering the prayer of an PUA wannabe loser... or not.
When: February 18th
Where: Playground
Warnings: Prayer answering shenanigans.



It would figure that a prayer from a loser would come from a place where a delinquent would haunt, a children's playground. Of course Izaya has haunted a playground or two himself in the past, not to mention Izaya was quite the delinquent. Of course with such a shallow prayer, Izaya was curious to see what this cute little loser would do upon meeting a God who might be able to make his wildest fantasies come true. Sad, how come no God ever came to him when he wished for Shizuo to kick the bucket. Probably because Izaya never prayed.

Here Izaya managed to appear at the top of the slide spotting the 'worshiper in question'. He brought his antsy Regalia with him, whether or not he made it onto the slide with him was a different question, after all, Izaya is new at this. Not that there's really room for both of them at the top of the slide. Well, Beat looked pretty athletic, surely he could make a nice landing.

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[peoples_keeper]

Izaya tsks audibly, "that's such a pain, we'd have to list them all on ebay, wait for the bids to come in, I'm not hand delivering them so then we'd have to go to the post office, package them and ship them off. What about something less tangible? Like owing a favor or two, anything we ask whenever we ask for it."

'Taro' is looking a little pale now as the discussion continues.

[soundsurfing]

At the mention of favour, something positively wicked shivers up Beats spine, and his lips twitch into a grin briefly before settling. "That sounds like somethin' we can do. I mean, what's a favour or two compared to ruinin' some chicks life, right? HEY, Tallow!"

'Taro' looks startled as Beat turns back towards him. "It's Taro-- which isn't my name!" Beat just waves it off, trying to smile happily without it turning into a wicked grin. "The Boss and I decided that we can call this even wid jus' a favour or two owed. Sounds good right?"

The guy still looks pale but - well it's not money and what could a God ask of a human that they can't do themselves, right? Right. "I guess?"

[peoples_keeper]

"Really, aren't you the least bit curious of what a God might ask of you? You know there are many different types of Gods for all you know you could be making a deal with the Devil." Heh. "I mean, what if I asked for your soul? You would just give it to me willy-nilly because a girl didn't return your affections? I mean, you did confess to her right?"

"I... I mean no but I dropped her so many hints and she just completely ignores them!"

"Yes, yes, you held a door open for her, and?"

"several times! ...and I lent her a pencil in class when her's broke during a test. I... also I..."

"I see, you're just a nice guy right? You do a couple things for a girl you find sexually attractive and now expect her to reciprocate by dating and or sleeping with you. That's pretty typical Nice Guy Syndrome. Your big right toe. I've decided on the payment. If you can't pay money then that is what I require from you to answer your prayer."

"What?"

"I want you to cut it off and package it nicely in a box for me as an offering for answering your prayer. I will completely crush this girl, I can go so far as to putting her in an insane asylum or even have her commit suicide."

"... you can't be serious! I can't just cut off my toe! You're insane."

"Well, I guess you don't want this prayer answered as much as you thought," he turns and begins to walk away, "let's go," he says to Beat, "what a waste of my time."