A truly wondrous invention of this modern era! Something that, I fear, would have been my downfall had it existed 800 years or so ago.

[Though possibly not. He was better supervised then.]

I'm afraid I can't explain how it works because I barely understand it myself, but I make good use of it, that's for certain. It has a practically endless selection of movies to watch. I shall never be able to finish it all.

[Especially not if he watches things three and four times just because he can.]