"Huh? No, I'm way too old for that!" He can't put a number to it, obviously, but he's got to be over 20, he figures. And he's not college material, that's for sure. Whatever kind of life he led, he can pretty safely bet it didn't include a degree of any sort.

"But kids should be kids even if they're gods, right? You aren't gonna grow up right if you don't get to do stuff like catching beetles or having sleepovers at your friends' houses and other stuff like that."