"Hyaaaha ha ha ha ha! Behold! The most pathetic creature in the cosmos!"

With a thunderous crash, a strange creature descended from the heavens to land next to them -- a penguin, apparently stitched-together, with two peg-legs and a belt pouch.

It cheerfully lifted a flipper to wave to Ebisu and the others. "How's it going, dood? I'm here to serve as Exhibit B! It's everything I could have hoped for out of life."