jump rope [In an effort to not get his stupid mantle in the way of exercising, Kija has been summarily persuaded to take it off. That means two things: already someone's shirtless, and his really big arm is in full view, all the time. Even under ordinary circumstances like this, it's noticeably longer than his other arm...
And he's holding a jump rope with it. The other end is tied to a chair helpfully held in place with some spare dumbbells, and Kija is looking Ready for the Challenge.]
You there! Would you like to "jump the rope" with me?
[He turns it a few times with that big monster hand - a few times, way too fast... someone needs to control his rope swinging. Or actually try to jump it??]
break time [Or rather, not break time, as once Kija gets into this exercise thing, he sure isn't going to let up. He will be walking around looking for anyone who is sitting around for "too long" (however long that is) or lurking on the sidelines trying not to participate. Hello.]
Come train with me!
wildcard [Other things Kija may be doing: off-balance yoga, off-balance anything that requires two arms, lifting 100 pounds with one arm and barely 10 with the other, etc. Maybe at some point he will rest.
no he won't he'll never rest, you'll never take him alive]
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[In an effort to not get his stupid mantle in the way of exercising, Kija has been summarily persuaded to take it off. That means two things: already someone's shirtless, and his really big arm is in full view, all the time. Even under ordinary circumstances like this, it's noticeably longer than his other arm...
And he's holding a jump rope with it. The other end is tied to a chair helpfully held in place with some spare dumbbells, and Kija is looking Ready for the Challenge.]
You there! Would you like to "jump the rope" with me?
[He turns it a few times with that big monster hand - a few times, way too fast... someone needs to control his rope swinging. Or actually try to jump it??]
break time
[Or rather, not break time, as once Kija gets into this exercise thing, he sure isn't going to let up. He will be walking around looking for anyone who is sitting around for "too long" (however long that is) or lurking on the sidelines trying not to participate. Hello.]
Come train with me!
wildcard
[Other things Kija may be doing: off-balance yoga, off-balance anything that requires two arms, lifting 100 pounds with one arm and barely 10 with the other, etc. Maybe at some point he will rest.
no he won't he'll never rest, you'll never take him alive]