[This is it. This is how he dies. He dies because a little bit of innuendo tripped him up and caused him to actually trip. Zoro probably didn't even mean for it sound that way. Did he?]
[And now Zoro was laughing at him, sob, this is not how he pictured his life ending. He was supposed to go out in a blaze of glory against a powerful opponent or something equally dramatic. Hell, even dying a cranky old hermit at a ripe old age would have been better than this death]
Shut up, it's not funny. [He grumbles, but Zoro's laughter is infectious and he's starting to giggle himself.]
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[And now Zoro was laughing at him, sob, this is not how he pictured his life ending. He was supposed to go out in a blaze of glory against a powerful opponent or something equally dramatic. Hell, even dying a cranky old hermit at a ripe old age would have been better than this death]
Shut up, it's not funny. [He grumbles, but Zoro's laughter is infectious and he's starting to giggle himself.]
[Goddamnit.]