Did I ever tell you about the siege of Acre? The time I was sniping the guards on the walls from my stretcher? It was terribly hard to convince someone to bring me a crossbow, you know.

[He ducks and weaves, dodging tentacles as he cheerfully chatters away. They're going to have to find a nice high vantage point a good distance away. Suzaku's range is quite impressive, so anywhere sufficiently out of range of the the monster's attacks should be just fine.]

I did very well! Much better than expected, considering the horrible case of scurvy I had at the time. How wonderful that no one really suffers from that anymore. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.