Where else would I be? There was no way I was going to travel all the way to the Holy Land just to lie about in a tent! Perhaps if they'd had Netfix back then, it would have been easier for my doctors to convince me to stay in bed. Though if it had existed, perhaps I never would have gone on crusade in the first place.

[He hops up on the canvas roof of a nearby stall, but only stays up there for a few moments before hopping down again.]

Not nearly tall enough. We need a good building of some sort. Nice and tall.