[Iskandar can believe the Top Quality but he's not as confident in the sturdiness part of this particular piece of ... whatever one is supposed to call such a clearly overdesigned object.
Alas, as he decided to accept the invitation he cannot retreat now. So he sits in the armchair. With. Great. Caution. It's a bit on the smallish side and well... Enough to say, the materials used in its construction while excelling at projecting exquisitiveness were not chosen to withstand such downward force as they're now subjected to. As a result, the armchair is creaking quite shamefully.
It can disintegrate any moment now and it does make Iskandar worry. Just a little.]
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Alas, as he decided to accept the invitation he cannot retreat now. So he sits in the armchair. With. Great. Caution. It's a bit on the smallish side and well... Enough to say, the materials used in its construction while excelling at projecting exquisitiveness were not chosen to withstand such downward force as they're now subjected to. As a result, the armchair is creaking quite shamefully.
It can disintegrate any moment now and it does make Iskandar worry. Just a little.]