"Or Ikea itself. They should have the missing part on hand."

Good thing there's no carpet nearby and the floor's just hardw--- Geez. Hope that's treated well. What numbered piece was it? These instructions are soggy. Excuse the glowing hand. Just got to salvage this... mess. Best he can.

... it's on his clothes. Goat, after cleaning this mess, he needs a cuppa.

"I'm sure customer service would be happy to remedy this." Somewhere retail workers are suddenly tempted to pray, because their irritated customer sense is going off in a dangerous way. "Is there a bill hanging around here? We could go with it and fetch it from the warehouse section of the store without paying for more."