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Shikyoin Hibiki ([personal profile] priforprince) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore 2019-08-04 06:11 pm (UTC)

this is canon, except the call center is in her house. IN HER HOUSE.

Not to worry, Waver: the goat is waa-y ahead of you and is already wheeling away to fetch refills for maa-veryone. Its maa-ster, however....

"We've come this far only to be thwarted by incompetence........?"

Yeah, she's still back at that particular fact. But, fortunately(?), she catches up quickly - going so far as to leap over Iskandar and Waver's perfectly sensible plan, scrounging from it only the words "customer service" to create a Grand Plan of her own.

So she turns to the goat, returning with tea. "Fetch the direct line to my complaint center! I'm overwhelming their customer support!"

Maa-ck! The goat looks around for a place to deposit the tea. Waver, Iskandar, tea??? It has to go fetch a very special phone. That reaches an entire call center that Hibiki has hired to sit around waiting for her to be mad at people.

Why wouldn't she do a thing like that?

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