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thenearshore2019-07-03 07:44 am
priforprince) wrote in thenearshore2019-07-03 07:44 am
Closed ♔ Shikyoin Hibiki's Apollo Prayer Wall Special Medley feat. The Far Shore
Who: Hibiki & various other parties
When: June (after the 7th)
Where: The Near Shore
What: A God of Fortune receives many prayers. While thoroughly satisfying her supplicants is her style, certain aspects of their queries are...beneath her. How fortunate she has all these ff. Frksff. Frr. Acquaintances.
[ I. For Ginia ]
Premiering a major entertainment juggernaut like PriPirates: Pirate Gang of the Puniverse requires some level of promotion. The Fujisaki corporation is sponsoring the production side of things, and is also in the process of forming a tie-in campaign where the characters promote its department stores ("The treasures of the puniverse....only at Fujisaki"). But a god never forgets it's themselves the people must worship, and that means occasionally making an appearance from on high so others may bask in their glory.
Yes. Even on....variety programming.
And thus it is that Hibiki, accompanied by her latest CelePara recruit, finds herself standing in a studio, cameras rolling, surrounded by -
"Surprise! We've switched up today's schedule from an interview to a candid feature! Everything in this room is edible but one object. Can you find it with just your mouth?!"
"....Of course." Hibiki sniffs, tossing her head. "Such a hidden treasure can be located by intuition alone."
"Ohh!" The hosts clap their hands. The audience leans forward.
But only Ginia might notice that Hibiki's neck is sweating.
[ II. For Waver & Iskandar ]
"How does one....read this?"
Hibiki is cross-legged on a worshipper's floor, the contents of a large flat box with the name of a certain Predish bargain furniture manufacturer spread out all around her. She's got the instructions out. And is looking at them upside down.
Truly, bringing along an accomplished mage and the King of Conquerors was a wise decision. Even a genius will require all the assistance they can receive!
[ III. For Chinatsu ]
After teleporting Chinatsu to her movie-theater shrine, Hibiki has vanished again with the promise of providing "suitable transportation herself this time", so that they both may patrol the neighborhood reporting loud noises at night keeping people from sleeping. The limousine is displeasing to this young lady, she has learned. So is the helicopter. And therefore probably also the carriage. (Why does no one like the carriage?! This puniverse requires revolution.)
But! They require something speedy, so they may locate the source of the noise as it occurs! There happens to be an extremely fitting vehicle for just such situations - and one which might appeal to Chinatsu's less-than-lofty transportation standards, as well!
Thus it is that a purple motorcycle rolls up to the curb just as Chinatsu might start wondering whether Hibiki forgot about the prayer, and a helmet is tossed her way.
"I've kept you waiting." Hibiki pushes up her helmet visor: she's kitted out in a full cycling bodysuit. "Now, hold me tightly."
[ IV. For Judar ]
Judar will discover a spygoat staa-lking him one day, bearing an envelope with an invitation to follow said goat back to her temple gates. It looks up at him with big pleading eyes as he reaches the part of the invitation about RSVP being required. Also, about fitting attire being provided by the host.
You'll come, right? The goat cannot speak, but it's trembling with maa-nticipation. Maa-ster has worked so hard to pick a very special surprise praa-yer for this person, so that her traa-ining may be a complete success!! It's this way, it's this way!
Won't you please follow??
When: June (after the 7th)
Where: The Near Shore
What: A God of Fortune receives many prayers. While thoroughly satisfying her supplicants is her style, certain aspects of their queries are...beneath her. How fortunate she has all these ff. Frksff. Frr. Acquaintances.
[ I. For Ginia ]
Premiering a major entertainment juggernaut like PriPirates: Pirate Gang of the Puniverse requires some level of promotion. The Fujisaki corporation is sponsoring the production side of things, and is also in the process of forming a tie-in campaign where the characters promote its department stores ("The treasures of the puniverse....only at Fujisaki"). But a god never forgets it's themselves the people must worship, and that means occasionally making an appearance from on high so others may bask in their glory.
Yes. Even on....variety programming.
And thus it is that Hibiki, accompanied by her latest CelePara recruit, finds herself standing in a studio, cameras rolling, surrounded by -
"Surprise! We've switched up today's schedule from an interview to a candid feature! Everything in this room is edible but one object. Can you find it with just your mouth?!"
"....Of course." Hibiki sniffs, tossing her head. "Such a hidden treasure can be located by intuition alone."
"Ohh!" The hosts clap their hands. The audience leans forward.
But only Ginia might notice that Hibiki's neck is sweating.
[ II. For Waver & Iskandar ]
"How does one....read this?"
Hibiki is cross-legged on a worshipper's floor, the contents of a large flat box with the name of a certain Predish bargain furniture manufacturer spread out all around her. She's got the instructions out. And is looking at them upside down.
Truly, bringing along an accomplished mage and the King of Conquerors was a wise decision. Even a genius will require all the assistance they can receive!
[ III. For Chinatsu ]
After teleporting Chinatsu to her movie-theater shrine, Hibiki has vanished again with the promise of providing "suitable transportation herself this time", so that they both may patrol the neighborhood reporting loud noises at night keeping people from sleeping. The limousine is displeasing to this young lady, she has learned. So is the helicopter. And therefore probably also the carriage. (Why does no one like the carriage?! This puniverse requires revolution.)
But! They require something speedy, so they may locate the source of the noise as it occurs! There happens to be an extremely fitting vehicle for just such situations - and one which might appeal to Chinatsu's less-than-lofty transportation standards, as well!
Thus it is that a purple motorcycle rolls up to the curb just as Chinatsu might start wondering whether Hibiki forgot about the prayer, and a helmet is tossed her way.
"I've kept you waiting." Hibiki pushes up her helmet visor: she's kitted out in a full cycling bodysuit. "Now, hold me tightly."
[ IV. For Judar ]
Judar will discover a spygoat staa-lking him one day, bearing an envelope with an invitation to follow said goat back to her temple gates. It looks up at him with big pleading eyes as he reaches the part of the invitation about RSVP being required. Also, about fitting attire being provided by the host.
You'll come, right? The goat cannot speak, but it's trembling with maa-nticipation. Maa-ster has worked so hard to pick a very special surprise praa-yer for this person, so that her traa-ining may be a complete success!! It's this way, it's this way!
Won't you please follow??
no subject
So why is this happening? Why can no one....understand what she's saying?
"Prikea." Her back is to the door, her shoulders taut as she holds the phone. The spygoat upon whose platter the rotary rests is waa-iting paa-tiently. It suspects it knows what the problem is, but lacks a mouth. So it simply waa-its. "It's a Sweprish institution! Why do you claim not to have the number?! Locate it and register my complaint, immediately!"
"Miss Shikyoin, we're all Googling it. None of us can find a "Prikea"--"
"I ACCEPT NO SUCH RESPONSE!!"
Hibiki pulls out her tablet and balances her phone on one epaulette, shoulder slightly lifted. "This is absurd. I'm hiring a call center to complain about this call center!"
The goat is staring in silent agony at the furniture-building room. Someone, anyone.
HELP.
no subject
Time for decisive action before things get messy. Eirene at last makes her entrance along with the goats as Waver pushes himself to his feet to go fetch the receipt. She takes one look at the situation in the hall, Waver and Iskandar's faces, and at the poor goat, and promptly cracks open the first of the wine bottles she's brought and pours a generous glass in a very convenient goblet either she or one of the goats brought.
(Both wine and glass are indeed top class. What else could be with Hibiki's spygoats maa-ttending in this thread?)
"Iskandar-sama. For you." Eirene bows as she presents the wine. "My lord, shall I hold off in pouring you a glass?"
"Just for now, Eirene, thank you," Waver says as he thrusts - AHA! - the sought after piece of paper in the air. Found it! "I will definitely be wanting one when I get back."