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Sho Minamimoto ([personal profile] piphilologize) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-08-25 11:32 pm

Susano'o Trashes Heaven

Who: Sho Minamimoto vs. Everyone!
What: Susano'o decides to take on Heaven. Chaos results.
When: All day April 19
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: In a bid to take over Heaven, Sho has unleashed an apocalyptic number of taboo ayakashi the biggest Heaven-wrecking godmode weapon this side of the Far Shore. It doesn't end well. Get ready for spring cleaning 2.0.
Warnings: Math, strong language, casual disembowelment and other violence, NPC death, potential for character death.

12:00:00 PM
Susano'o, Selfies, and the Subjugation of Heaven


As he'd revealed in his 3 AM BBS post, Sho has a variety of fascinating ayakashi that he wants to share with the world. By noon, several large heaps located in various parts of Heaven have caught on fire and there is a massive outpouring of taboo ayakashi.

Concentrated primarily near the Meeting Hall and Susano'o's junk heap of a temple, these ayakashi attack shinki and gods on sight. They're vicious, powerful, and the only way to defeat them is the power of teamwork.

At 2 PM, Joshua will be providing some helpful tips. Meanwhile, Sho will be teleport-spamming throughout Heaven. Feel free to text him, but he'll stop answering right around the time Bishamon and Hajime start to catch up to him. (Picowatt will be helping out from there on!)

Save Heaven 2K16? (Details here!)

03:14:15 PM
Boss Fight: Seiten Taisei and the Neoclassical Drakes


It's the zero hour, exactly 43,200 seconds since he posted his warning to the BBS when Sho decides to change the game. Heaven has rallied against him, gods and shinki alike, and it's time to pull out the big guns.

In the air above the Meeting Hall, he unleashes thirteen Neoclassical Drakes before releasing Seiten Taisei.

And, suddenly, it's entrails everywhere.

??:??:??
Post-Battle Spring Cleaning


Well, the day is saved, but there's a metric ton left to do. The mass slaughter left a bit of a bloody mess, and Susano'o has shrines on the Near Shore covered in graffiti that can turn any stray ayakashi into the taboo sort. Weird and corrupt magics all over the place, some of which are on fire. His junkyard temple is burning merrily, and there are still some stray taboo ayakashi to put down.

Anyone ready for Spring Cleaning 2.0? Grab a mop.
returnedfromtheline: (A; doesn't fly)

[personal profile] returnedfromtheline 2016-12-24 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Yukine looks from the dropped wrapper back up to Yato.
Seriously?]


You say that as if it makes it sound better. I bet you Mayu-san's first meal with Tenjin-sama wasn't a couple of dried fish.

[He's not saying it out of greed or envy, but as a statement of fact.]
5yenwish: (42)

[personal profile] 5yenwish 2017-01-13 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yato balks and points a finger at Yukine.]

Hey hey hey! You don't need to bring up things like that! That's low!

[He pouts.]

I do the best I can, okay? And aren't your meals sooooo nice now?
returnedfromtheline: (< what the hell man?)

[personal profile] returnedfromtheline 2017-01-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
!!
They're nice because they're Daikoku's meals, you mooch! He lent me the room- you're just a NEET leech! Quit taking advantage of him! Get a job and start paying him back! Especially for the groceries! The least you could do is help him with the shopping sometime. And if you do help him with that, you better stick to his list, moron. If you come back with only beer, I'll kick you into next week! You should quit drinking so much anyway! You know you reek when you do- it's gross. You know Hiyori doesn't like it either. And quit calling dibs on the bath - you should be the last one in! And clean up after yourself, would you? And wash that damn jersey more than whenever Hiyori throws you into the river! I'll start throwing you in too, if you don't give it up for the laundry! And remember to empty the damn pockets, would you? You collect candy like a five-year-old, and you have no idea how it messes up the rest of the load, do you? Try doing the laundry yourself for once and just see how much of a hassle it is!

[He can keep this up all day, Yato. You know he can.
And Yukine will just keep going until interrupted, basically.]
5yenwish: (72)

[personal profile] 5yenwish 2017-01-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ohmygodwhy

Yato just reels back, holds his hands up, and waves them around enthusiastically.]


Stop stop stop!! I get it, you don't like things I do! Just stop lecturing me!!

[He pouts and sniffles.]

...
returnedfromtheline: (< I hear only excuses and a slipper)

[personal profile] returnedfromtheline 2017-01-21 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[The waterworks don't work on your shinki. Please stop embarrassing yourself, Yato.]

I'll stop lecturing you when you start doing what I'm telling you!

[Yukine pointedly makes a gesture towards the wrapper that Yato had dropped just a moment ago.]
5yenwish: (40)

[personal profile] 5yenwish 2017-02-07 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Yato tries giving the puppy dog eyes for a few more moments. But that is obviously not going to work. So he lets out a heavy sigh and bends down to pick up the wrapper from the ground.]

Fiiiiiiine.

[His tone is that of the long-suffering.]
returnedfromtheline: (| just seein' my friend no harm no foul)

[personal profile] returnedfromtheline 2017-02-08 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oi, the one who is long-suffering in this relationship is Yukine.]

So long as you understand.

[With a definitive and satisfied nod, that is that.]