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Jae-Ha ([personal profile] razzledazzles) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-09-14 09:10 pm

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Who: the nerds
What: flash...cards...
When: April 24th evening
Where: hazel's lame western temple
Warnings: none they're dumb

[Well, with one tedious assigned mission out of the way, Jae-Ha was ready to return home. Earlier in the day he'd avoided enough interaction and conversation by browsing the internet, as the kids say, (and drinking with a person or two) and after that was the assigned mission. In a way, he's been gone all day, mentioning his whereabouts to Hazel but not lingering for very long at all. He's just a busy man. That must be it.

Well, he'd originally planned to go out drinking again tonight, but after all of the violence and the thinking he's had to endure, all he wants to do is go back and find some way to relax on his own. So, he'll slip into the temple through the window of the music room, as if he doesn't already live here.

Still, it's only polite to call out so he doesn't alarm him into picking up a lamp again. So, loudly, for wherever in the house Hazel is:]


I'm back, safe and sound. Did you miss me? [He's sure Hazel had probably noticed feelings here and there... So who knows what he was thinking.]
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Hazel spends half of this day with a headache, honestly, so Jae-Ha being out of his hair is kind of welcome. It's not that he'd have minded if Jae-Ha were home, but he can't promise he'll be anything less than vicious when his head is pounding, so it's in both their best interests that he's left alone for a little while.

As it turns out, he spends most of the morning sulking around, nursing his headache and sparing only a grim stare of acknowledgement when Jae-Ha initially goes out. When he's through with sulking and feels real enough to do something else, he's set upon by rogue twinges of who knows what from whatever Jae-Ha is feeling. These again... They're distracting, but he hasn't been blighted, so it's not worth interrupting him.

Sometime in the late afternoon he decides to actually be productive, which requires a brief trip out to buy some stupid index cards and continue to ignore those distracting feelings tugging at him. One of these days, Jae-Ha will stop being upset on the hour, every hour—]


I don't leave a light on for men who can't use the front door, [is what he calls back, from where he has holed himself up in one of Several living rooms. He's actually sitting on the floor with his back to the couch, surveying the mess he's made of the coffee table. There are cards everywhere... some of them are even in a stack. What are these mystery objects??]
churchbelle: (take notes amazon)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Just use the door once in a while to placate him... Please. Anyway, hello, welcome to the education station. Hazel looks up at him from his wreck of a 'project,' leaning a little over the table to peer at him as he comes down the stairs.]

Learnin'. I told ya, didn't I? I'm makin' good on my word.

[Already beginning Education with a helpful explanation.]
churchbelle: (Coral ???!?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
These certainly are the flashcards. [That's his fav ye olde, demonstrating a great understanding of language already. The cards are pretty basic - since he still figures it will be easier for Jae-Ha to gain a moron's grasp of English before they both grasp complicated kanji, he has a stack of cards for the alphabet with a letter on one side and a somewhat talentless drawing of a matching object on the back.

There is also a stack of suspiciously green items, but that's for later. Jae-Ha has selected the letter F, with a very basic-looking fish on the back.

F is for Fish, Jae-Ha. F is for Fish. Anyway-]
It takes longer to figure out what to put on the back than the rest. Maybe an hour or so?

[don't make fun of him for being a nerd...] I haven't been keepin' track.
churchbelle: (fine don't convert)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Come sit on the floor with him, great. Hazel reaches for the F card, since it was already turned over. Surely he'll be able to explain!]

They're letters. Well, the picture's a fish. This one's the letter "F," in English.
churchbelle: (sweatin' like a whore in church)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Jae-Ha... what the actual fuck. F is now for Fuck, because why is he like this? Hazel's plucky enthusiasm for flashcards is already faltering. Ah.]

You're not gonna enjoy the English language very much, I suspect. Here, take a look at this. [He picks up a pen - not the googly eyed one, sadly - and adds to the corner of this F card, a capital F... in cursive!! Behold!!]

It's the same thing. [this isn't confusing.]
churchbelle: (does anyone feel incomplete)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Note to self: burn Texas t-shirt before Jae-Ha can read. Hazel taps the end of the pen against Jae-Ha's shoulder, scolding!! him for disrupting this great lesson already.]

Don't make noise about the letters, then. Let's go in order.

[He picks up the rest of the alphabet stack and hands Jae-Ha the first one. It's an angel, but his fish drawing was already mysterious... Bear with him.] That's an "A."
churchbelle: (so you won russian roulette?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Everything about this was a mistake.]

It's— well, it's meant to be an angel. [STARES...] Like a Heavenly creature? Excludin' this particular low quality Heaven.
churchbelle: (i think i had a stroke)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's the idea behind the wings. There's all manner of classifications and so on, too... [He could go on, but wait, crap-]

Let's not get away from the point, here.
churchbelle: (what happens when)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[How dare he... be cute... Hazel reaches over and plucks the card back, putting it down next to the pile and picking up the B next.

B is for Bible. He needs a moment to think about his own predictability here.

Okay.]
This one's "B." B's for... book.
churchbelle: (least warlike warrior ever)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[His favorite...!! Stop it, that's cute too. Hazel hands him the card and as an afterthought, hands him back the A card as well. Yes, keep these in order, good idea.]

Sure. There's a lil song, but I'll let ya find that bit on your own. [Jae-Ha Does Youtube]

Maybe I'll quiz ya later.
churchbelle: (Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, that does remind him not for the first time today to think about what he did while he was drunk. He sure didn't black out, but the specifics of all the sappy things he said are kind of a blur. But he knows they were sappy...

Well, take the C card and shut up, how about that.]
Wait and find out. There's a "C."

[C was once for church, but now it's for cat, congratulations.]
churchbelle: (she's uglier than a mud fence)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Stop, you're embarrassin' me. [He says, neutrally. Don't make fun of his artwork, you brat.]

It is a cat. C's for "cute," too, if you'd like to know.
churchbelle: (this panel doesn't exist)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-09-15 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Hazel isn't learned enough to explain linguistics... Thanks for sparing him. That's enough of C, so Jae-Ha can have that one too.]

26, why? Do ya need a break already?

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