[He tears the mustard open at the little line just like he was shown, then, in a typically brilliant move, squeezes some of it directly into his mouth. And then makes a face and coughs.]
Bleeeeheheh! What the hell?!! I wasn't expecting it to taste like that!
[He's not sure what he was expecting it to taste like, but this shit is strong.]
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[He tears the mustard open at the little line just like he was shown, then, in a typically brilliant move, squeezes some of it directly into his mouth. And then makes a face and coughs.]
Bleeeeheheh! What the hell?!! I wasn't expecting it to taste like that!
[He's not sure what he was expecting it to taste like, but this shit is strong.]