[Well, she didn't take much convincing. It's kind of refreshing, actually, and Davesprite throws her a half-assed salute to the cause.]

Hey, as long as you've got an idea what you're doing, that's the best anyone can ask. It's karaoke, there's a statistical guarantee of an act at least fifty times more embarrassing than yours sometime during this picnic.

[This statistical rule applies to everyone and is clearly in no way impossible.]