[He's starting to twig that she actually thinks this is literal now, but then again, this seems like as good an answer to the problem of shinki sorting as any. It can't hurt to play along.]

Maybe you should ask your god about it. Could be some fine-ass straws waiting for you back at the temple that you don't even know about.

[Or maybe she has a cool enough god to make fancy straws with her at the suggestion.]