[She's not the first person Davesprite's spoken to today who doesn't appear to be familiar with the internet, or at least not the way he is, and he taps the side of his shades like it's some big secret between them.]

Hard to forget when I have it on my face, but I'm gonna have to start keeping a tally of how many of you sound like you haven't heard of the internet in your lives, because we're getting close to dangerous levels here.