( semi-open! )

[canoodle]

Who: Dal Dal Choi (canoodle), Slaine Troyard (adept), and YOU?!
What: fulfillment of prayers (#02), a misplaced shinki, and opportunities to witness/partake in the trainwrecks that will ensue
Where: everywhere
When: March 14, 15, 16 (ooc: May 10-18)
Warnings: Dal Dal's potty mouth; violence

[ please see separate toplevels for possible threads!
CLOSED (stolen shinki)
CLOSED (the love doctor)
OPEN (three's a crowd)
OPEN (street worker) ]

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BYE BYE BIRDIE (closed)

[canoodle]

[ it was probably dal dal's fault. probably. it was she that suggested they take this shortcut on the rooftops, after all, because (according to her) what's the point of having all these super cool god abilities if you aren't even going to use them? and what's cooler than hopping along rooftops like it's no big thing? stuff like this makes her feel even cooler than a god! like a... like a superhero!

OR A K-POP STAR. ]

You worry too much, Slaine, [ she says with an idle wave of her hand. so, yes, sure, she could probably afford to be a bit more careful with her roof-hopping. maybe she could even bother to take in her surroundings a little. but it's just a routine comb-through of the town — how hard could it be? ]

What kind of God would I be if I tripped on a roof or something anyway? That's just stupid—

[ you know what else is stupid, kids? having your precious shinki-turned-necklace snatched right from your neck by a fly-by crow. ]

Omo!

[ her feet skid to a halt on the roof of an office building, and she twists around just in time to see the speck of black get smaller and smaller in the distance, a glint of silver hanging from its mouth.

she balks. ]

H-Hey! Stop that bird!!

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE (prayer #02; closed)

[canoodle]

[ when it comes to advice, dal dal's got plenty of it. advice is pretty much an opinion, and the petite blonde is definitely not lacking in any of those, so when she and slaine decided to answer one of those counsel prayers, she thought it would be easy-peasy, a piece of cake.

turns out? she's pretty shitty when it comes to love lives. ]

Look! I'm just saying that asshole doesn't deserve a second of your time!

[ the young woman — barely a year or two younger than dal dal herself, in all honesty — cowers back from the small god's bold words and even bolder stance of a finger really jabbed in the girl's face. ]

So what if he dumped you, huh? SO WHAT! He's a jerk! A bastard! Stop wasting your tears on that piece of shit! You should just kill him!

[ ... this particular situation may or may not be hitting a little too close to home. erm. ]

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE (attempt at prayer #03; OPEN, with slaine tagging in!)

[canoodle]

[ "eliminate the noise problem."

fine. easy. they can totally do this. it's simple enough, isn't it? all you gotta do is fine the problem, then get rid of it. personally, dal dal is hoping it's some inconsiderate thug in need of a beating, because frankly she could use a bit of a stress relief, but she keeps that thought to herself as she and slaine scour the large apartment building, trying to look for the source of this supposed audio abomination. ]

What did they say it sounded like again?

[ of course, it probably helps that dal dal herself keep her own voice down... it is midnight, after all.

she pauses suddenly, and moves to press her ear against a door they just passed by. past the wood, she can hear a bit of a commotion... ]

AHA!

[ and she kicks the whole damn door open. jfc.

sadly, dal dal may have been a bit over-eager, and instead of finding the actual source of noise... she and slaine just walked in on you in the middle of you and your attempts to speak to one of your followers.

oops. ]

A DIME A DOZEN (OPEN)

[canoodle]

[ ooookay, so dal dal may not be doing so well with this god business after all. but that's fine, that's alright. a couple of missteps won't bring her down!

granted, she still doesn't like any second of this. she still thinks heaven is full of b.s. but she can't very well die or anything. then where would slaine go? then where would she go? reborn again as a toddler? disappear forever? HELL NO.

so if heaven wants her to play nice, she will fucking play. nice. she'll be the nicest player they ever saw.

and she'll make them regret every moment of it. ]

Yoohoo~! [ out in the middle of a busy street, dal dal can be found standing beside a little stand. with large, colorful (but shoddily-made) signs beckoning people over for a SWEET SURPRISE, should one venture closer, they'll find dal dal beaming at anyone who passes by, holding out small clear bags of what appears to be freshly made cookies. ]

Here you go, [ she'll press one into your hand, should you get close enough. ] Enjoy~!

[ attached to each bag is a handwritten note: ]

Don't forget to think of Dal Dal Choi~! Your ~*~favorite~*~ Goddess!

♥ someone who cares about your soul :)

[ is... is she pimping herself out?! ]