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Jakob/Joker ([personal profile] gentilitea) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-12-17 05:11 pm

[ Closed ]

Who: Add & Jakob
Where: The Near Shore
When: May 26
What: Prayer #17; or, what happens when your shinki is basically dishware
Warnings: Add

Somehow this isn’t all that different from when he’d been helping with the relief operations a week or so before. Sure, they’re operating on a much smaller scale, as they’re catering only to the slums at the edge of a park, but Jakob is already at his wit’s end, and it’s mostly because Add had insisted on tagging along, again.

Okay, so as far as masters go at least Jakob can count on him to remain impeccably tidy, but for everything else? He’s expecting some sort of huge calamity to occur any minute now, even as he stirs up a huge batch of curry simmering in a large pot over a stove. They’ve reappropriated one of the picnic tables for their makeshift kitchen, and everything’s going well and good so far and they even get to spend some time in the great outdoors, but that only means that something’s bound to go wrong when he least expects it and it’s all because Add refuses to sit quietly inside his temple and let Jakob do all the work. It’s not as if he minds doing all the work, anyway. That’s what shinki are for.

But Add appears to really enjoy supervising for some reason and the heat from the curry is making him much more hotheaded than usual and he’s just about ready to snap his ladle in two trying to keep his agitation in check—but it’s really no use, because Add is stubborn and Jakob has long since given up trying to argue with him.

Instead, he decides to go on a different track altogether: “I don’t see why you even have to involve yourself with charity in the first place. Feeding the homeless hardly falls under the jurisdiction of a god of time and space.”

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Add shrugs, leaning back comfortably in his "chair" made of small hovering robots. Supervising sure is hard work!

"How does that saying go? 'Gods work in mysterious ways'? Perhaps the same can applied to those who pray to them, kekek." In other words, why the hell would he know? All he knows is that someone prayed to Henir about this for some bizarre reason, so now he has to do something about it. "Although, I can't say if Henir is particularly known for her charity..."

Probably not. If he's learned anything from working for Glave, though... maybe the real reason he's here is just to torment his shinki? Hmm.

"If it bothers you so much, I wouldn't mind causing a bit of chaos instead."
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"Just because I choose not to cook doesn't mean I don't know how," he grumbles back, and yep, you guessed it, "It's basically just chemistry."

A lot of things are basically just chemistry, so Add must be amazing at everything thanks to his scientific skills. How hard could it be to follow a recipe?

Not that he's offering. Not this time, anyway. He's perfectly fine with letting Jakob do all the work for something like this. Not because he's bad at cooking or anything, it's just a lot of work and Jakob seems to enjoy it... there's no need for Add to step in as long as everything is going smoothly.
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He scowls, somehow irritated that Jakob still doesn't think he can cook. Really, it doesn't matter in the slightest, but he's not that hopeless in the kitchen...

And it's a good thing none of that was said out loud, or Add might start getting curious about the effects of extensive damage to the illusionary space. Is timespace flammable? Can it spread or cause lasting damage? An excellent question!

Instead he's just left to weigh the options of attempting to cook something to prove Jakob wrong versus not doing that because it's too much work. He sighs, flopping back even more heavily into his hoverchair. Option b sounds the most appealing right now.

"Are you done with that curry yet? It must be done by now." This is probably the third time he's asked that by now.
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He continues to frown at the idea of doing even the tiniest amount of manual labour, but it's not like he's doing anything else at the moment...

"Fine," he says with another sigh, standing up. "It would take too long if you did all of this by yourself. Just because I'm a god of time doesn't mean I can waste my entire day on one task."

Putting rice and curry on a plate is a simple enough job, at least. It'd be hard for a genius like himself to screw that up. He starts pulling out plates in sixes, carefully measuring a perfect portion of rice and curry for each one to ensure an even distribution of food. Everything seems to be going smoothly, if a tad slow since he's so meticulous about it.

Once he's done with the sixth plate, Add pauses.

"Dynamo isn't good with manipulating small objects precisely, but Apocalypse might be able to handle it..." Can he make the cat cube do his only job for him?? A compelling thought. "Hmm, perhaps that part of the program could also be reverse-engineered? That could be quite useful in other situations as well..."
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Apocalypse would surely appreciate Jakob's sensitivity if it were capable of having its feelings hurt. Alas, it's still a bit too young to understand such complex emotional responses. The cube continues to hover cheerfully in place, awaiting further instructions.

But that's okay, because Add is moody enough for the both of them. He scoffs at Jakob's comment. "Of course it would be, machines don't require exercise—and that's exactly why I shouldn't be doing something a machine could do more effectively."

It would be faster and he wouldn't have to physically exert himself. It's the perfect plan! ... not that he has the time to prepare it for right now, but still.

"I'll do it this time since it'd be too troublesome to stop and create the necessary codes right now, but if something like this comes up again there's little point in wasting our time and energy on simple labour."