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28th of Arhat, Sharak Sanzo ☯ "Aditi" ([personal profile] bussounoshima) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2017-01-12 11:56 pm

I've never actually been to Texas.

Who: Sharak and Ukoku Sanzo. The happy couple.
What: Hot Date 3: Texas Sutra Massacre
When: June 4th
Where: Some dive bar in Dallas
Summary: Important Sanzo business.



[She needs to stop answering Ukoku's calls, Sharak thinks as she stares down the front door for this bar. She should probably start ignoring his texts too. Actually, ignoring Ukoku all together could only improve her life. After all, none of her other acquaintances force her to track down their shitty bars with tacky coloured lights and far too many flags hanging outside on a whim. It had taken her and Google maps an hour to find the place, even with teleportation. It had taken longer to dodge Kainé's prying questions as to why she was going out not dressed in her robes for once- leather boots, black jeans and a red, off-the-shoulder shirt are her uniform for the evening. The sutra is simply Somewhere. The tail is where it always is and always will be.

A large man with the sleeves cut off his jacket shoves past Sharak on his way in the door. Her eye twitches and her hand goes for her gun in the holster on her hip (at least no one around here seems fazed by that) before she forces herself to stop. It's going to be a long night. Save your bullets.

With a deep breath she pushes the doors open and strides inside like she owns the place. Her stare finds Ukoku quickly.]


Why the hell are we in Texas?
existentialcrisis: The girl in the trunk won't stop screaming. (10am:Traffic is terrible.)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-15 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ukoku's sitting at a corner table with a serious drink made less serious with a little umbrella in it, waiting for her. He's wearing his standard lazy professional uniform—sleeves rolled up, loose awful tie (purple), an irreverent accessory (a watch he doesn't need with monkeys printed on the band)—and the leather jacket on the chair next to him is definitely hiding a sutra. He points to a shirt (or a man wearing a shirt, but the man himself may as well not exist, in this case) depicting crossed rifles looking Extra Heroic, lovingly airbrushed. ]

I thought you'd feel more at home!

[ He brought her to Texas to call her a gun nut, that's it, that's the joke!! ]

Look at you. Wow.

[ He's actually propping his chin in his hand to stare at her. He is a priest. ]
Edited 2017-01-15 05:05 (UTC)
existentialcrisis: (She looks dead. I'm thinkin lets bail.)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm twenty-four.

[ Ergo, she should do a twirl. He flicks a balled-up straw paper at a server—they need drinks (or more drinks, in his case)—and pats the table in front of him. Sit!! On the table, if possible. ]

So! Let's talk about Genjo.

existentialcrisis: (pic#10938977)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-16 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know anything! I just speculate.

[ He pauses to order drinks, whatever they are, and continues immediately after the server's turned his back, digging out a pack of cigarettes. ]

However: his dissolution of the suppression of his memories was pretty far along. Did he tell you anything about it?
existentialcrisis: You're closer to death than you've ever been before. (It's the weekend!)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-18 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I think he was right. I was there when he remembered what sounded like years of his life, after he'd focused on the sutra for a couple of hours. I've never had a reason to use mine around my shinki. How much do you have to channel yours for that barrier?

[ He's just asking her this bluntly, smiling—and also not addressing the implication that he might be a little bit at fault here, but look, he was being a good mentor. It's fine. ]
existentialcrisis: (Life hack: die)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-20 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if your shinki hasn't remembered anything, you're probably right.

[ He smokes in contemplative silence for a moment, watching two people get into a mild argument over a TV station. ]

I guess I should try to find out what happens to them when they disappear, now that he's my responsibility. [ Responsibility is super important to Ukoku Sanzo, let no one doubt. ] What else can we argue about in the meantime? Not that we have to argue.
existentialcrisis: (pic#10929154)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-21 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! That's something gods are supposed to do, yeah? [ Also super important: doing what one is supposed to do. Their drinks are here, anyway. Ukoku takes his—another serious drink with an umbrella—and drops his first umbrella in it, also. ]

And he's a friend's son, so I feel obligated. [ TO MAKE HIM SUFFER, or something, maybe, who even knows. ]
existentialcrisis: (She looks dead. I'm thinkin lets bail.)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-22 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ He has to laugh, earnestly tickled. ]

Me? No. I guess he probably thought Genjo could look out for himself, whether he was around or not. Koumyou thought the world of him. It was hard to get him to shut up about the kid. [ He waves a dismissive, careless hand. ] Anyway—it was just general interest. I had to see how he'd turned out, you know? And then, as it happened, he was having a tough time here. [ He shrugs. He was being a good person, see!! ]
existentialcrisis: (When she says "everything'll be okay")

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-24 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ukoku points at her good-naturedly with one of the little umbrellas, chewing on an ice cube. ]

Listen—I was just pointing out that he's not practicing what he's preaching. [ This is about to be the most hypocritical discussion in history, RIP. ] Is it really non-attachment to drag all your friends into danger with you? Especially the kid, Goku—I think he'd lose his mind if that kid died. Which is terrible, if you think about it, since he's evidently the only one who's been tasked with stopping the resurrection. It's not like it'll get easier as they go West.
existentialcrisis: (i ran out of good nihilist arby's tweets)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-26 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ He pauses in turning the little umbrella inside-out to give her an affronted look. ]

Who said I was trying to help? I have a reputation to maintain, my dear. [ Among all of like, six people… ] Let's not start any rumors about me being helpful.
existentialcrisis: You're closer to death than you've ever been before. (It's the weekend!)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-28 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ His face is half-hidden by his glass, but the corners of his eyes crinkle at the threat. ]

Well, sure. He's a pretty tough kid, but a few tough kids are better than one, right? It's the emotional thing that's the problem.

[ He takes a drag, considering her. ]

But I kind of wonder how well can you really empathize. [ Here's some more irony he's just going to steamroll over. ] You don't seem like the getting-attached type.
existentialcrisis: (pic#10929154)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-01-30 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ If she weren't making such a fascinating expression, he might have laughed. Instead he's lost his usual slightly mocking smile, for now; he's just watching her, interested. ]

Oh—do you envy him?

[ It's a real question, but he doesn't bother waiting for a response. He's just prying. ]

I'm not criticizing, anyway. You might not have gotten where you are if you weren't kind of a perfectionist. [ He can relate, in a way. He's cracking all the ribs of the little umbrella, turning it into something like a flower. ] And a Sanzo isn't supposed to play favorites, yeah? [ People might notice. He remembers. ]
existentialcrisis: (Statistically no one loves you.)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-02-01 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ He flicks his shitty garbage flower at her. Have this token of his affection. ]

But that's what other Sanzos are for. You can be friends with me! I'll sneak you into Houtou Castle and give you a tour. That'd be nice, right?

[ A FUN TIME between FRIENDS. ]
Edited (when you write a tag that's too honest) 2017-02-01 00:36 (UTC)
existentialcrisis: The girl in the trunk won't stop screaming. (10am:Traffic is terrible.)

[personal profile] existentialcrisis 2017-02-01 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ What girlfriend, he's free and single!! Date him ]

I'd like to see that! We'd have to figure out how to smuggle in a lot of bullets for you. Maybe we could bring Genjo, and you can both drag me back from my life of delinquency.

[ Something something face justice. All five sutras in the same place would be a fun time, too. ]