[True, it was a good idea until wasn't.]

That's the simplest solution... [He shrugs.] It's worth a shot! This world's a lot weird than mine so I'm still figuring this out.

[He teleports them into the hospital room, where the woman doesn't even notice them at first. Mercifully for Dokugakuji, the mother must be at some kind of procedure or check-in, because she's not in the room despite the woman being there. Walking up slowly, he places a hand on her shoulder. She flinches - 'Oh I didn't see you there' - when he does so.]

Sorry to bother you. I'm with the hospital - I was asked to talk to you about some options for paying for everything...