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Dec. 18th, 2017 02:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
badassfreakingoverlordFrom: Angra Mainyu
Date: September 25
Gods and shinki of the Far Shore! Tremble before the mighty Overlord Zetta and witness your defeat -- for I, the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos, have captured what so many of you seek!
[Embedded in the message are pictures of five Crazy Cat vending machines -- somewhat scuffed from their mistreatment at Zetta's larcenous minions' hands, but nonetheless unmistakeable. Lest anyone doubt the veracity of the images, his minions stood nearby, holding signs that said things like, "September 25", and "Hi, Heaven's BBS!" and "Banana for scale" complete with a crude picture of a banana that, if examined closely, is probably actually dickbutt.]
No doubt some of you wanted the rare cat charms contained within. And I bet some of you have heard some fervent prayers from your followers, too. Guess what: I'm the only game in town! So start prostrating yourself and working up some offers for a pull on these suckers, and remember who the true lord of evil here is!
Date: September 25
Gods and shinki of the Far Shore! Tremble before the mighty Overlord Zetta and witness your defeat -- for I, the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos, have captured what so many of you seek!
[Embedded in the message are pictures of five Crazy Cat vending machines -- somewhat scuffed from their mistreatment at Zetta's larcenous minions' hands, but nonetheless unmistakeable. Lest anyone doubt the veracity of the images, his minions stood nearby, holding signs that said things like, "September 25", and "Hi, Heaven's BBS!" and "Banana for scale" complete with a crude picture of a banana that, if examined closely, is probably actually dickbutt.]
No doubt some of you wanted the rare cat charms contained within. And I bet some of you have heard some fervent prayers from your followers, too. Guess what: I'm the only game in town! So start prostrating yourself and working up some offers for a pull on these suckers, and remember who the true lord of evil here is!